Cutest kids

Typical conversation with Granger:
Granger comes in, head hung, sulking and sits down on the couch.
"What's wrong, Grae?"
"I can't find O-B-1-Kanobe."
"Why not?"
"Jonah had it last and now he's asleep so I can't ask him where it is."
"Well, you'll have to wait until he wakes up then."
"When he wakes up he cries and when he cries I can't understand him." (Jonah does wake up very grumpy.)
"Well, how about if I give you a bigger problem and then you'll forget about O-B-1-Kanobe!"
"Like, tickle me?"
"No, like I'll chop off your fingers."
Granger laughs, "No, because then I won't be able to clean up very good and I know you want me to clean up."
"Okay", I say, "I'll just chop off your nose then. You don't need that to clean up."
"Well, if I don't have a nose, I won't be able to smell your yummy food and tell you how good it is."
"That's definitely a problem." I say, "How about a kiss?"
"Bingo!" says Grae. And gives me a great big kiss. What a cute kid!

Last night Lynn is telling the kids a story about when he was young and he mentions a lady that has all kinds of animals in his story. Jonah says, "Does she have a giraffe?" Lynn says, "No, I mean like cats and dogs and stuff. Jonah says, "You said ALL kinds of animals. That means a giraffe." How do you argue with that logic?